This 4th of July, Give the Gift of Crap

Friday, June 28, 2019

By Traction

Here comes the Amazing Crap-O-Matic Gift Generator: 'Murica Edition—just in time to celebrate our nation’s independence.

Give the gift of crap.

Sit back and relax in your lawn chair as our revolutionary device does all your shopping for you. With hundreds of America-approved gifts, there's something crappy for family and friends on all sides of the political aisle. We guarantee to make this July 4th a day that you and your loved ones will never, ever forget.

A brief history of the Crap-O-Matic.

The Crap-o-matic Gift Generator is a "revolutionary" device that does all your gift shopping for you. The first Crap-O-Matic was released in December 2012. It was our take on an agency holiday card & ended up being a huge success. Version 2.0 was relaunched for the 2013 holiday season, followed by a special Star Wars Edition, just in time for the release of The Force Awakens in 2015.

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