‘Tis the season for crap

Back by Popular Demand: The Amazing Crap-O-Matic Gift Generator.
 

For those who don’t give a sh*t about the holiday spirit. Sit back and relax in your snuggie as our revolutionary device does all your shopping for you. With over 200 gifts, there’s something for everyone on your list. Let the Crap-O-Matic make this season one to remember.

Check it out here: www.crapomatic.com